You and your crush lock eyes as you walk down the hall when out of nowhere, he knocks your bag out of your hand, then keeps on walking. What does he mean?
A. He likes you. Like, really likes you.
B. He can't stand you.
C. He's not super interested in you.
At the school dance, the cute new boy you've been eyeing for weeks keeps catching your gaze, but never utters so much as 'hello'. Most likely, he:
A. Is waiting to see what signals you give out before he braves a greeting.
B. Is interested in your friend who's stuck to you like glue.
C. Thinks you look good in your strapless dress but that's about it.
You and your boyfriend have been going out for three months when he randomly tells you he needs to spend more time with his guy friends and you're not invited. Obviously, he wants to:
A. Duh. Spend more time with his guy friends. Jeez.
B. Break up.
C. Start seeing other people without you catching on.
You meet a really cute guy at a party and spend the whole night flirting with him. When you suggest exchanging numbers, he says: "I'll just get it from my friend." Translation?
A. He's SO not calling.
B. He'll probably call you by the end of the week, provided your friend doesn't forget to pass along your digits.
C. He doesn't have a pen handy and is embarrassed to be so unprepared.
You SMS your boyfriend on Friday night to wish him sweet dreams and tell him you love him. He writes back on Saturday afternoon, saying 'Tx'. What he really means is:
A. "You're suffocating me."
B. "Sometimes, cutesy borders on annoying."
C. "Thanks."
So, do you speak boy?
We'll call you Webster
Boy oh boy, do you have boy-talk nailed. You don't miss a thing, and you're interpretive skills are way impressive. Just remember this... every now and again, a guy means exactly what he's saying. So don't spend all your time interpreting his every move. How exhausting!
So, do you speak boy?
Get a guy dictionary
You're pretty much clueless when it comes to understanding boy talk. When he says or does one thing, you assume he means the total opposite. Keep in mind, guys and girls are different and boys don't always say what they think or think about what they say.
So, do you speak boy?
Miss Literal
You tend to take everything a guy says or does pretty literal. You'd like to believe that whatever he says, he means and don't often wonder what else it could mean. Maybe it's time to start paying closer attention and you'll find that sometimes there's a hidden message. We know, it's rather frustrating, but that's what makes them boys!